my name is MARTINEZ

Living abroad has provided, and will constantly provide, me with enlightenment into society, culture, and myself. Being an elementary school teacher provides me with a story for every emotion. Being newly married will, I'm sure, provide me with interesting experiences. My name is Martinez...

Monday, January 02, 2012

What i learned today day 12

Today i learned a lot thanks to stuff mom never told you podcast. But ill just write one:
Women tend to dress nicer, smell better, have a different voice, earn more stripping tips, eat less, and have a prettier face during the days they are ovulating.
So, Im not crazy that some days i think i like my reflection better, some days i just feel like dressing up.

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