why being a teacher is so great

compared to students
1. I dont have to wear a uniform
2. If my phone goes off, no one will take it away
3. I know what the next activity is
4. I dont have to walk in line and if i stop to talk to someone its ok.
5. I dont have to ask to go to the bathroom or drink water
6. I don't have life altering fights at recess

compared to "other" professions
1. I get lots of vacation
2. every year I get to start with a completely clean slate
3. Kids are funny
4. I get to read sentences like "It like the boys." and "I thing we go to the house of my grandfathers in the in nigth."
5. the problems the kids have remind you that life usually isnt as serious as we think it is